By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 05:30 - United States

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Today, I was sitting in my room while my mom was talking to my uncle. I had my door open. She said, "Yeah my son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays are real sluts." FML
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JTthePurpleNinja 5

They're just jealous because you're getting some! :)

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Aragno_fml 5

What was your phone doing in the kitchen?

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dixiefoxx 22

Dude, fail. The OP even said it was in his room

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dixiefoxx 22

He was in his room, like, he was in his room and his mom and uncle were in a nearby room or in the hall, if you want to crack a joke, please, do it at the right time

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SolanumX 6

Dixie I think you missed the sexism in that comment.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

I would totally disown your mom. She doesn't have the right to do that. What a nosy bitch.

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me_the_maniak 14

now you dont need to hide anything from her ;-)

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BigGrouchy 0

Was you sayin ur mom was a **** or did she say ur gfs were *****??? Maybe u should change password

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LTpast 3

I like where 24 was going with this, but instead just tell her you were making it look like you were boinking so many girls to hide the fact that you're gay from her. (for a bonus say you let her find out your password on purpose)

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QueenSaru 28

1) Phones have passwords? 2) Where is your phone that you don't notice your mom looking at it constantly? 3) If you're sexting, I find it very telling that the GIRLS are the *****, and yet she says nothing about you. Someone (of any sex) isn't a '****' just because they enjoy sex.

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Braginskyyy 6

iPhones have passwords, and some other phones do.

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Enslaved 36

Now you know to guard all your private things because mom's a snooper.

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xoxokrysta95xoxo 3

Ha well not gonna lie girls can be ***** these days. But don't stop saying or doing or sending things just because your mom knows your password. If she doesn't like what she's reading, she could stop.

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QueenSaru 28

There's no such thing as a ****, FYI. It's a word that was made up in order to shame people who have what society deems as 'too much' sex, or 'too many' partners. What people do behind closed doors (house, car, or otherwise) is absolutely no one's business but their consenting partners.

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JinxosGirl87 0

Until they give you an STD from all those partners. Bet you won't refrain from calling them a **** then.

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QueenSaru 28

I would presume if you were sleeping with people you would be questioning their past history/wearing a condom/etc. A person isn't a **** for catching an STD. If someone had one unknowingly because their partner cheated and passed it to them, and then they gave it to you, does that make THEM a '****'? Practicing safe sex is what's key, not getting on a moral high horse over how much or how little sex someone else is having.

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Babushka_Homyak 10

That's what condoms are for. They're great when used properly. Edit:#71 you beat me to it. Well said.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Might I just mention... It's not always behind closed doors! :)

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SolanumX 6

Queen, I could be wrong, but I think that having tons of partners has been proven to be psychologically harmful. And it does help the spread of STD's, even if you use condoms.

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