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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room while my mom was talking to my uncle. I had my door open. She said, "Yeah my son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays are real sluts." FML

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By ... - 18/02/2018 01:30

Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML

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By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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By ali grace - 14/05/2011 11:15 - United States

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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You deserved it 17 946

My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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You deserved it 2 690

Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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Confusing family

By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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By ugadawgs09 - 02/11/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML

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You deserved it 14 255

**** addiction

By Anonymous - 03/04/2021 12:00 - United States - Boise

Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML

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JTthePurpleNinja 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:08

They're just jealous because you're getting some! :)

Epic_Fail911 15

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:13

your mom needs a boyfriend

Comments

daydreamer244 13

Sunday 23 October 2011 16:29

oh wow what a snooper.

ThaBeasty01 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 16:58

my mom did that to me once, I put it so she could only see the bane of who texted, not the actual text .. and I put a password(: !

SAgirl 13

Sunday 23 October 2011 16:59

Shes right

chloeeXD 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 17:00

If my parents read my texts between me and my boyfriend I'd be dead(;

chloeeXD 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 17:04

He needs to mind **** her!!!

TheQuerv 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 17:57

Lol!

ih82bl8 2

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:07

Aaaahahaha!!! Change it and laugh in her face

amb12345 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:53

Smh... Parents these days hahaha

blowfishy69 8

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:55

im a teenager, but frankly. #91 is right.

Wrekonize 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:08

Momz r nozy bro

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