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By badnewsbears - 21/10/2009 02:27 - United States

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Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria when one of my friends yelled out "Jake is uncircumcised!" as a joke. The girl I have a crush on was sitting at the table behind me and turned around and asked if it was true. I said yes, she responded with "wow, hope I never have to see that." FML
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chrissyj84 2

Someone's picky picky when it comes to uncut dicky.

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arienh4 0

I really don't get the fact that so many people in the US are circumsized, nobody does it over here except for religious reasons.

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DMann231 1

uncut dicks.. ew. circumcised ftw!

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ihatemylife46 6

it's ok man. when ever a girl see you hard she wont know if it is or isnt curcumsized. im not and no **** but it looks the same as a curcumsized one while hard. just brush it off a get bitches

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danaharrison 5

Good, you found out she was shallow before you had to date her. Consider yourself lucky

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Starchild2229 12

Don't be ashamed or hurt just know I and many others actually like what you got. My husband got one and I love it :)

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The_9th_Doctor 18

what's wrong with uncut

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worldclassrager 39

Cut or uncut it's all the same...and supposedly uncut it more pleasurable

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ThomasMercury 11

I thought uncircumcised was normal? In Holland you only get circumcised for medical or religious reasons.

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