Intimacy: Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria when one of my friends...

By badnewsbears - 21/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria when one of my friends yelled out "Jake is uncircumcised!" as a joke. The girl I have a crush on was sitting at the table behind me and turned around and asked if it was true. I said yes, she responded with "wow, hope I never have to see that." FML

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By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 00:00 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML

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By Ghostrui - 15/05/2022 04:00

Today, my dad thought it appropriate to ask if my boyfriend, who was in the other room, was circumcised. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 02:25 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML

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By FattieFatFat - 05/09/2023 14:00

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 22:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML

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A tale as old as time

By Di Da - 12/04/2022 12:00 - Switzerland

Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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Wednesday 21 October 2009 10:39

Someone's picky picky when it comes to uncut dicky.

arienh4 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 13:01

I really don't get the fact that so many people in the US are circumsized, nobody does it over here except for religious reasons.

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KTC916 0

Friday 28 January 2011 6:30

backhand....

cantevenimagine 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 3:29

that totally sucks, i personally think its hot

julieseattle 4

Friday 11 March 2011 8:00

I don't see a problem. In fact I feel sorry for boys that had their privates altered infancy for cosmetic reasons. I also think it is better uncut so HA!!!

julieseattle 4

Friday 11 March 2011 8:05

People saying that they are "dirty" is untrue. They don't have more STD's. Educate yourself. Pretty much only the US does it and it is half and half now. Of course men have to clean it. Just as they have to clean other parts and women have to clean too. Educate yourself before you make assumptions. These are just old wives tails and found to be untrue.

shadowsegah0 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:24

if it was a joke why would you say yes unless it was true

mssuki 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 14:16

Uncut is the best, not that I'm dissing cut guys. She's just immature & inexperienced. Don't feel bad. The girls that are into it will blow your... mind.