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By beriles - 15/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 166
You deserved it 8 445

Same thing different taste

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mopar383 0

I'm a country boy and if anyone passes anything we never think twice about it. As a matter a fact we find it as a turn on when ours gals aren't afraid of something natural

if burping is your biggest problem, i envy you. why didnt you just laugh it off, guys burp too. im sure he woulda understood.

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logic718 0

that fml actually deserves a hi 5

logic718 0

btw, happypapp12 you fail for being off by 10 spots

mopar383 0

I'm a country boy and if anyone passes anything we never think twice about it. As a matter a fact we find it as a turn on when ours gals aren't afraid of something natural

Does anyone else always burp when they yawn? I know I do, glad to know I'm not the only one OP :P

if burping is your biggest problem, i envy you. why didnt you just laugh it off, guys burp too. im sure he woulda understood.

Dude, I burp all the time. My boyfriend doesn't care, and sometimes, it's funny to see the look of horror on my mom or grandma's face. Then again, I have stomach valve issues that cause me to do it more than the average person. Burping makes you feel better! Get over it. The fact that you acted mortified is what probably made it akward, lol. Also, who sneaks out a yawn? I can't really stop those and save them for later...

italian_babe 0

i agree with #19. if you wouldve laughed it off it most likely wouldnt have been as akward. everyone burps.

OMG what a tragedy! What will you do when he finds out you actually take dumps ? Move to Haiti, find what a real FML is.

Eh? Well, you're in a bar and you're boozing. Belching is to be expected, but YDI anyway.