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By beriles - 15/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML
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mopar383 0

I'm a country boy and if anyone passes anything we never think twice about it. As a matter a fact we find it as a turn on when ours gals aren't afraid of something natural

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ceceisgay 0

if burping is your biggest problem, i envy you. why didnt you just laugh it off, guys burp too. im sure he woulda understood.

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KarmaLanding 0

The part I like is she was trying to "sneak out a yawn"... Holy ******* crap. Just yawn, for gods' sakes, you shallow, self-absorbed twank.

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theluckygirl28 8

This reminded me of a song by Eminem... Just Lose It. That being said, it's sad that you were mortified when you burped.... but seriously, get over yourself. It's not the end of the world.

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BMTHxMedusa 0

how is that a bad thing i'm a girl and I think it's pretty frign awesome

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universal99 0

this is so not a big deal. believe me. guys like it when a girl is comfortabke enough with herself to let out a burp every once in awhile. youre overreacting

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tohaveandtohold 0

perfect timing lol fyl

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