Transportation: Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs...

By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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grahambertus 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:54

For some reason when I read 'flying' I imagined flying like superman not tripping. That changes everything

klovemachine 24

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:51

FYL. the guy deserved it :) he needs to watch his step ha ha ha

Comments

stolencookie 17

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:02

That sucks. Just because he fell short looking where he was walking doesn't make it your fault. HDI for being an idiot. : /

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:08

Wow. Way to go. Go grow or something so you quit tripping people. How inconsiderate of you for being so short. However, the seat change out of disgust made me chuckle..

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:33

Take your own advice. He was kidding. And if you didn't get the joke, that's your problem.

SneakySoul 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:33

boom roasted, you're thick. he was obviously being sarcastic.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:35

It's called SARCASM, you ******* moron!!! Get a new Sarcasm-o-meter, for Xenu/god/satan/Crap monster's sake.

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:38

Lol @18. That made me chuckle more than the FML. Yes, I was CLEARLY kidding.. Thankfully people like Enslaved who are active enough on here to understand that are present. If you reply again I may not get back to you quickly because I'll be "F*cking myself".

xLoLa_fml 6

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:12

YDI if you were swinging your feet back and forth. I don't know how else he would've tripped over you.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:16

Maybe the guy was unobservant or absent-minded and tripped over OP.

Justforlolz 14

Wednesday 22 February 2012 20:27

I personally go out of my way to trip over people who are in no way blocking a path. Then I glare at them and make loud unnecessary comments to make sure others hear me. This guarantees angry onlookers and puts that person in the wrong. But then again, I'm just an asshole.