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By yeastly - 09/07/2012 19:54 - United States - Amery

Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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The smell detective is on the case

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 23:01 - United States

Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML

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That homely smell

By Bottomless_Pit_for_the_NOMS - 23/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Miami

Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML

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By stanky - 22/04/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML

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Disgusting

By ocdeane - 01/10/2019 22:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 21:57 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 14:02 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML

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By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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Believe her next time

By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:49

I wonder if Bella did that. It would explain why Edward Cullen avoided sex with her for so long.

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:52

Put some flour and some butter in your pants. It won't cure anything, but garlic bread you'll make will be delicious!

Comments

dead_insects 18

Tuesday 10 July 2012 4:19

there..are..no..words..

EnduringPlum 7

Tuesday 10 July 2012 4:29

I don't know if garlic works or not, but I DO know that cinnamon can cure and prevent yeast infections - and without any unpleasant smell! Just sprinkle a bit of cinnamon powder in your panties or, for an internal yeast infection, boil some cinnamon sticks in water to make a cinnamon decoction, then douche with the cinnamon-water (obviously you should strain the water to remove any cinnamon stick fragments). I hope you feel better soon!

smeet 3

Tuesday 10 July 2012 4:41

Where the hell did you get that idea!?!?

candylandy 1

Tuesday 10 July 2012 4:51

Did it work? LOL

jennifernorvell 7

Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:14

Go to the dr u dumbass

greenie213 23

Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:16

Let me guess. You googled "how to get rid of yeast infection" and found some dumbasses answer on Yahoo answers.

lovelife1995 1

Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:22

How would garlic cure a yeast infection???

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:23

Wtf? ;_;

qr_fml 21

Tuesday 10 July 2012 6:29

NASTY!!!

Tinyfinn 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 6:50

Go buy monistat. Yeast infections occur at least once in a womans life. Please dont put ******* food down there. I would'nt suggest using a home remedy for private parts.