By danonno - 02/08/2012 21:08 - Canada - Nelson

Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
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beefstew_54 3

thats just awful. just....ugh **** that shit.. *shivers*

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HowAreYouToday 34

Why the hell were you born?

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wolverine47 10

Gf to bf (what she says): "I swallowed a spider today when I gasped at its sight!" Gf to bf (what he hears): "I don't spit, I swallow!"

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cr3ativity 15

The itsy bitsty spider went down the human's throat/ Down came the air and the spider tumbled away/ Then it died, a slow death, as it was consumed by your stomach acids.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

So very poetic you are... That took my breath away.

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andiewithlove 21

47-Hopefully a spider didn't go with it!

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emilyjgraham 34

I tried my hardest to keep to the tune but it was not possible :( an itsy bitsy spider went down the humans spout, a few of hours later she pooped the spider out, the spider received only a few minutes of pain but, the itsy bitsy spider will never walk again :( ... I tried!

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Trisha_aus 15

61- Good try, here's a cookie

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laden_swallow09 34

Better than 16's original, 61! You get +10 interwebz.

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DarkHelmet 10

How damn big was this spider if you choked on it??

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MURIKKA 11

It was probably one of those Canadian ice spiders. They'll **** your shit up.

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danonno 5

Amen to that. It was like the size of a quarter, maybe a little bigger haha

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Ch0sen 13

Except she shoots the webs out of her mouth. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go empty my stomach over that pleasant image I just unwittingly created in my own head.

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CrysisAverted 5

The spider made you gag? Good for it

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lactosefree1 8

I don't think the ass was what he was referring to...

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emilyjgraham 34

"huge ass" does not refer to buttocks size, it's another way of saying "really big".

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soyeah_whatsup 4

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly perhaps she'll die... no?

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perdix 29

So, after gagging and choking on it for three minutes, did you spit it out or swallow? I gots ta know!

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subwaysurfers 13

So do I. I can't believe she left out such a crucial peice of information.

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jetsown08 21

20- getting ******** from her probably sucks then. Go too far deep and WHAM, your dick's covered in a spider web and DocBastard is dumbfounded as you roll into his ER.

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Koppol 15

Why hasn't anyone asked why OP was sitting under a rather large house plant?

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MURIKKA 11

What's wrong with sitting under a large houseplant?

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Kajol123 5

This is America! We do as we please!

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