By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML
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AndelleRae 9

Ugh, that's awful. I can only imagine how that tasted. I'm not going to be a bitch and be one of the high and mighty who say "ydi because you smoke!" because it's none of my damn business. FYL for the disgusting taste and FYL for burning your tongue. At least the meteor shower was pretty, right?

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Fernmelder 0

Today, I was eating a hamburger while watching the hot waitress. I was just about done and as I was taking my last bite, my friend decided to scare me from behing, and I accidently sucked the whole thing in my moouth. They don't go out immediately when in your throat.I almost choked to death. FML YDI for eating greasy food. Fast food kills slowly! Poor little cows...

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Lunelle_fml 0

Smoking is a personal choice. Drinking is a personal choice. Going to church is a personal choice. But guess which one of these three evils doesn't get taxed?

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helpmeiamblind 0

The moment I saw the word "cigarette" I knew there was going to be a bunch of stupid ass, self-righteous, pushy, dumb mother-******* saying YDI for smoking. **** YOU! There's nothing wrong with smoking. OMG so it causes cancer... SO WHAT?! We're all gonna die, at least I'm chosing the way I'm going out. And if you think I've never seen a cancer patient, my grandpa died of lung cancer. Whoop De Doo; so ******* What? I'm sick of these assholes pushing their views on other people. You're all worse than Jehovah's Witneses. Because of you, I can't smoke in a bar or in a restaurant. IT'S MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE IN DENNY'S AT 2am!!! @OP FYL dude, you should pull the firefly cigarette trick and then laugh about it later. I once got it stuck in one of my friends ears!

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kondza 0

thats what you get for being a nasty ass smoker.

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z3r0nline 0

that sux so so so much I fell bad for u bro

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omgiitsme03 0

that's what you get for smoking! ydi.

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brianjman14 22

Why is this world so intolerant of what people do? How the **** does he deserve it for smoking? This is just like people hating skateboarders for no ******* reason. If you're not in the smoke, then why the **** do you care so much? If you see someone smoking, then just don't go near them, they don't expect you to be near them anyway. It's as simple as that. Stop being such judgemental bitches.

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dont_stop_believ 0

haha but seriously, if your going to smoke I dont care bcuz ur doing it to yourself, but yur not only yourself other people around u could die bcu of ur smoking. if it didn't kill other people then destroy yourself, I don't care, but I think it's sad that some people r hurting other people and don't care. bcuz nothing might happen to u, but it could happen to other people

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brianjman14 22

I love how most of the smoker's comments sound better and are more correct in grammar than the most of the anti-smoker's comments. Smoking makes you smarter people. Do it. :D

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ashash8295 7

YDI. End of story.

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