Miscellaneous: Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower....

By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML

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By Pain - 28/06/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML

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Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

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By asthmattack - 25/01/2013 06:30 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By blegh - 16/01/2009 04:57 - Switzerland

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

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AndelleRae 9

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:06

Ugh, that's awful. I can only imagine how that tasted. I'm not going to be a bitch and be one of the high and mighty who say "ydi because you smoke!" because it's none of my damn business. FYL for the disgusting taste and FYL for burning your tongue. At least the meteor shower was pretty, right?

Fernmelder 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:51

Today, I was eating a hamburger while watching the hot waitress. I was just about done and as I was taking my last bite, my friend decided to scare me from behing, and I accidently sucked the whole thing in my moouth. They don't go out immediately when in your throat.I almost choked to death. FML YDI for eating greasy food. Fast food kills slowly! Poor little cows...

Comments

Hanez10 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:15

I have no sympathy for you YDI for smoking

dee623 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:22

YDI, for being an illiterate **** stop smoking.

Bella_999 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:40

I agree. your a dick for smoking. its killing you. as if you can afford it now. like 50 years ago, okay. everyone thought it was good for them. you know how bad it is for you. and you still do it. ********. YDI.

pppokeyface 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:15

Smoking is bad ( o_O )

rustyrox 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:41

Ahh! Sorry, at least you got to see the MS though, there's too much smoke here, couldn't see it...

onceupop 0

Friday 14 August 2009 14:22

THE **** is wrong with all these people O_o How can he help it that his friend scared him while he had something in his mouth. If he was eating some candy and his friend scared him and he choked on that everybody would vote FYL but just because its a cig I see a million of "YDI for smoking ********!" If I didn't know better I would think it are only americans on this site.

dELiA14 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:52

YDI for smoking, hopefully this will make u quit, but that does suck

MRS_JACOB_BLACK 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 5:44

HAHAHAHAH!!!! NICE JOB IDIOT!!!

dramageek5 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:00

ydi for smoking

Sanrio90 8

Saturday 15 August 2009 10:58

**** all the self-righteous ***** on here, seriously. I'd never touch a cigarette but I don't give a shit what people do to their own bodies and I don't see why people give smokers trouble over it as if smokers are forcing everyone else to smoke with them. OP- FYL, that has to suck, and ignore the moralfags on here who like to preach their BS down everyone's throats. People need to STFU and mind their own business for once.