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Ouch. sucks for you!
These idiots saying smoking is wrong and wrong to do while your driving by yourself are ridiculous. First off he's by himself not forcing it upon others so he should be able to do the pack at once for all it's worth. As far as driving and smoking I'm an officer and every officer pretty much goes on their computer, drive, and listen to their radios at once and they aren't breaking regulations but actually following them. Grow up.
Just because it isn't illegal doesn't make it right; distractions are never good whilst driving. So why would you purposefully distract yourself? I mean, listening to the radio is one thing, but using a computer or handheld phone etc starts to take it too far, because that tends to require you to divert your eyes and hands.
Just FYI. According to the automobile association the second leading cause of car crashes are caused by listening to/changing the radio/cd/mp3. Smoking is not listed. Talking to passengers is number 9. Teens are also more likely to get into an accident or drive recklessly.
seriously- GROW UP! you act like if you blink while driving, you'll spin out of control. you can multi-task and drive. ppl do it everyday! sometimes accedents happen and sometimes u can be ten and two, eyes on the road and can still have an accident! So grow up and live in the real world. ppl do other things and drive and make it where they are going safely a million times a day.
Maybe I'm just used to other people being incompetent on the roads then, the amount of stupid things I've seen where I'm surprised an accident hasn't occurred is way too high. I just don't get why you'd want to make it any more dangerous than you have to, and you can't deny that distractions add risk to driving. But like I've said before, that might just be me.
You got a speeding ticket. FYL? No.
Its obviously not whacky tobaccy bc the OP said it was tobacco.
Did you not read the entire thing?
YDI that's not illegal I don't think so anyway =|
YDI for smoking. That is all.
You are incredibly stupid. When you are pulled over by a cop you never EVER EVER know why! My friend got charged for admitting to being on her cell phone when she was pulled over for speeding. NEVER ADMIT ANYTHING!
Don't see why everyone is saying that smoking while driving should be illegal, it's not that big of a distraction, my uncle used to roll cigarettes while driving and he's never been in/caused an accident.
That's awesome that your uncle can do both. But that is one person. There's a lot of things that could distract people in a car, including smoking. If you actually can smoke and drive, that's cool, but probably a lot of others can't. I mean, like seriously, if you can't focus on two things at once, then just pull over and smoke, don't make an accident.
I really wish a mod could weigh in on whether this was submitted as something other than tobacco. That would clarify if this is a truly F'ed L. Either way it's a YDI. You shouldn't have been speeding. Then volunteering unsolicited information was frosting on your cake of stupid.
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Congratulations, you're one of the biggest morons around here. That's quite a feat, considering the other contenders to the title. Unless you meant you were smoking 'something else' and just said tobacco out of hypocrisy, you're really stupid to think it's illegal to smoke, especially in your own car!!
You definitely deserved that one. =_=