By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
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doodlecloud 26

Is it just your thighs against the seat? I don't think you have to be particularly fat for that, especially if it was a slightly rounded seat. Maybe it wouldn't happen to a really skinny person but I think it could happen to a regular person so no need to be ashamed...I'm sure I must've done this before. Hell, at the moment my feet are making fart noises in my sandals...it's more about shape than 'fatness'.

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shivamtrivedi 24

Yeah. I sympathise with you. But take it as motivation to exercise. I hope things work out for you.

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meegal 12

I mean this is the most respectful way I can. If you are so ashamed of your weight (your words, not mine) then maybe you should lose some weight? There is absolutely no downside to being healthy. Your life will improve drastically if you start taking better care of your body. You might not lose 100 freaking pounds but you'll still be better off just by eating right and exercising regularly. All depends on how much work you want to put in or you'd rather continue having to explain the fart noises your fat makes. Up to you.

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Zeorian 1

It's just that everyone knows you need to "go exercise and eat healthy" to lose weight. It's obvious that's what you're supposed to do. It's just usually not that easy for people, you need patience and motivation too, which is the hard part. Now giving actual useful tips is fine, but the reason people don't like those "go exercise and eat healthy" "tips" is because they aren't helpful, they're just annoying.

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8313girl 28

Nothing to be ashamed of. Now you should do what you can to stay healthy. But, not everyone was meant to be a skinny twig. You have to love you for you.

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mageepaigeee44 15

^^truth. If you're going to contribute something it has to by constructive. Like saying "why are you on the computer you could be exercising" is SO not helpful.

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itooamscrewed 10

I'm 5 7, 130 lbs and my thighs do that. If you're self-conscious about your weight, do something about it. Even going for a walk every day after work and cutting out processed foods makes a huge dofference

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jescileigha 0

Well it isnt even nessasarily your weight that caused the sound im 93 pounds and my thighs do that sometimes. Dont be ashamed of who you are or how youre shaped. Everyone is beautiful. Everyone.

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Kamon97 23

The biggest cause of failure is excuses - Jon Taffer

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rocker_chick23 27

OP, it happens to skinny people too. Don't feel bad. :)

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Frammy007 7

Yeah my old boss was like that and we was part of the MINORITY. Even then he managed to go from 300-something pounds to 220 in just over two years simply by switching his diet and taking short walks twice a day (they slowly got longer over time, he started off at 500m). There's no excuse for not exercising short of being a quadriplegic. And thyroid conditions can be handled with modern medicine - so unless you're a crack-pot who believes medicine is the work of the devil that's not an excuse either.

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