Miscellaneous: Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Hummelstown

Today, I found all of my underwear frozen in my freezer. I put my underwear in the washer before I left for work. I then put them in the dryer. I woke up and tried to put them on several times thinking I was missing the pant holes. I finally turned on the lights to see that each leg hole was sewn shut, all of them. FML

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It's called fashion, OK? Look it up.

By Seamstressed - 09/02/2017 20:00 - Italy

Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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1Tsk 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:19

You sir, are pathetic

fleshandfantasy 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

at least you'll always know they're yours?

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ScaryyMary 14

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:46

Well, that's one less FML about being returned undies that aren't yours. FML users should love you, they've been complaining about those...

amaranthphantom 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:52

This would be better suited for MyLifeisAverage.com

Queenbea27 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:56

this should be on MLIA.

CaptainBlake 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:08

Sounds like something that would happen in France.

Leviyah 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:53

YDI No such thing as bored, only boring ;)

iheart 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 5:05

this is a MLIA, not an FML

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 5:09

What? .... /So/? If you ask me, that's not a FML-worthy boredom activity. The shock collar one was (you KNOW that guy was bored).

Klu_Klayu 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 6:12

This does not belong on FML, it definatly belongs on MLIA. it's to awsome to be an FML

gonzolove 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:25

Ooo! Will you sew my name into your underwear too? =]

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:38

Thank you. That means that when your mediocrity finally leads your boyfriend to cheat on you, the other girl won't come on this site and post yet another "not my underwear" fml.

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