Miscellaneous: Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

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It's called fashion, OK? Look it up.

By Seamstressed - 09/02/2017 20:00 - Italy

Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML

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1Tsk 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:19

You sir, are pathetic

fleshandfantasy 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

at least you'll always know they're yours?

Comments

stupiddumbblonde 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 13:12

you must have no life. YDI.

perdix 29

Wednesday 14 October 2009 15:04

I'm so bored I actually enjoyed this story. Sewing you name in your underwear? I guess that's a creative way to cover up skidmarks.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 14 October 2009 15:17

Sewing your name into anything is not a bad thing. I usually sow my name into all of my murder victi... (smacks himself in the face) Um, yeah! OP is pathetic!

intint50 0

Friday 16 April 2010 2:09

before or after you kill them?

Xathanos 16

Wednesday 14 October 2009 16:10

Hmm.. here are just some suggestions on passing time and getting rid of boredom 1. Get a console or a gaming computer and some games to the platform to which one you bought 2. Go and call up some friends and have fun ? if you don't have any go to a bar or anywhere almost and make a new friend perhaps. 3.This is to be your last thing you do if you can't be bothered to go anywhere outside of you own house er.. play with yourself ?? (this only can be perceived differently if who ever is thinking dirty so it's not my fault if you think that). and OP your life must really suck if you sewed your name in your underwear, FYL.

MoobyTheCow 2

Wednesday 14 October 2009 16:49

YDI for making an FML post that should have been on MLIA.

LeStab 4

Wednesday 14 October 2009 17:10

I got a kick out of this one...

lightburns 10

Wednesday 14 October 2009 17:16

"I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair I got my name on my under wear! Just because I'm white n' nerdy Just because I'm white n' nerdy All because I'm white n' nerdy Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy" Weird Al ftw. You sir rule.