Miscellaneous: Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Hummelstown

Today, I found all of my underwear frozen in my freezer. I put my underwear in the washer before I left for work. I then put them in the dryer. I woke up and tried to put them on several times thinking I was missing the pant holes. I finally turned on the lights to see that each leg hole was sewn shut, all of them. FML

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It's called fashion, OK? Look it up.

By Seamstressed - 09/02/2017 20:00 - Italy

Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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Top comments

1Tsk 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:19

You sir, are pathetic

fleshandfantasy 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

at least you'll always know they're yours?

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lakita_lover 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:25

If you have that much free time and that's the most creative use for it you can come up with, it's your own fault.

mcwildcat8230 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:25

I think its funny, good work

keaweb 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:48

What kind of idiot sews his name into his own underwear? Maybe u should go out and try to get a gf

NoobHat 6

Wednesday 14 October 2009 19:02

This is not an FML. This not even worth a YDI because being bored happens to EVERYONE.

xoconnie 8

Wednesday 14 October 2009 19:28

FYL, because you know how to sew. lmfao and thats just pathetic, go outside, hang out with friends.....dont sew ur name into ur underwear. hahahaha

xclegend613 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 19:44

wow if you were that ******* bored you should've watched **** and beat the bread loaf

misspeg 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 19:58

ugh...next...!

saphy_fml 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 20:29

That's a nice way not to loose ur underwear anymore when u have to share the laundry room (or a sex buddy). I have too much to do... anyone wanna help ^^ ???

BlueberryPies 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 21:09

Some people will post any worthless bullshit on this site, just so they can say they have a post on FMYLIFE.com. A good FML is a situation in which circumstances beyond your control force you into a hilarious, unfortunate, and maddening scenario. If your biggest "F my life!" moment is a little underwear-related arts & crafts, then you're doing really really well for yourself, & perhaps should be grateful that you have no real problems.

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 14 October 2009 22:29

I do! Omnomnom.

Devikarawr 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 22:39

Dude chill, this isn't like the website to end all worlds you know. there is room on the web for a laugh once in while. Calm it.

shootingstar8D 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 21:24

hahaha :P

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