By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
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Nyolia 11

Would you like a side of epic with that fail?

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SpicyGrass 0

What a selfish person. Regretting giving your mother pleasure. Glad my kids actually give me the full experience without me even asking.

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Wozuh 5

If your mom is a milf, I'm sure he won't mind.

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emmarie002 0

hopefully your mom is hot and looking lol

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UnderTheMoon 0

What happenned to the cry baby flicking her bean to her boyfriend FML?

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xShannonxSammyx 7

How should we know?

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ryanst 7

I've seen you post this on like 5 different FMLs..

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tr0llz0r 0

That's because it's what you'd call a "novelty account." In this case, it's what's-his-face from Family Guy (profile pic).

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SherryA 15

Lmao.. Every time you say it I always laugh imagining him saying "Ohhh NOOOOO" :) It's great.

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bubblesdafrog 0

It's T?bï with an "i". With an accent over the "i". And a little line over the "o" so you know it's a long vowel and not a short one. And sometimes I like to dot the "i" with a smiley face or something. Something to brighten the reader's day. :)

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Wozuh 5

102- If I could put a 100x thumbs up I most definitely would.

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mistakenGrace 9

Hahaha, she's gonna thank you for that later, I believe.

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1958x 6

How can you be so drunk you don't remember or realize your own number?

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funkyspacemonkey 0

She's a dingy dip wad

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hannahlovesyouu 0

I wasn't that drunk dude, you have this hot guy who was hitting on you all night you moms number! eh haha not the best(:

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crymore007 11

"Today I was so drunk..." you deserve it.

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