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If your mom is a milf, I'm sure he won't mind.
Ohhh NOOOO
That's because it's what you'd call a "novelty account." In this case, it's what's-his-face from Family Guy (profile pic).
Lmao.. Every time you say it I always laugh imagining him saying "Ohhh NOOOOO" :) It's great.
It's T?bï with an "i". With an accent over the "i". And a little line over the "o" so you know it's a long vowel and not a short one. And sometimes I like to dot the "i" with a smiley face or something. Something to brighten the reader's day. :)
102- If I could put a 100x thumbs up I most definitely would.
Hahaha, she's gonna thank you for that later, I believe.
How can you be so drunk you don't remember or realize your own number?
I wasn't that drunk dude, you have this hot guy who was hitting on you all night you moms number! eh haha not the best(:
"Today I was so drunk..." you deserve it.
Niccceeee!
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Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
That's gonna be one awkward phone call.