By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML
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howslife123 0

that's odd because every Friday night I call this desperate housewife and yesterday she ranted for two hours about how her husband still wears adult diapers

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CallMeHush 0

Great, now you have bored two guys to death.

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IrishWildMan 3

It seems the shoe is on the other foot now!

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perdix 29

Masturbating while you whine and complain doesn't really count as "listening."

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aback 4

Yeah, she probably doesn't let her husband beat off while he "listens" to her.

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Perdition 4

I'm not sure aback is trackin' with us, Perdix.

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aback 4

Break it down for you? Creeper on the phone is beating off to the sound of her voice, which she interprets as listening. She probably objects when hubby starts to whack it out of sheer boredom while she drones on and on about her shit, so he no longer has reason to even pretend to pay attention. Am I keeping up?

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atomheartm_fml 0

#13 -> It doesn't? Darn it.

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jewels1877 0

He probably touched himself the whole time. Thanks to you, creepers will feel more encouraged to do things like this.

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SeaChicken 0

Hey, there's always the option to hang up the phone. duh.

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Privations_fml 3

Did you have phone sex for 2 hours?

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Privations_fml 3

What is your problem? Stay on the line with someone who's grunting, and I expect you to be doing the same.

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mightymart 5

yeah ok good idea to encourage the lunatic.. looking forward to read about your tragic ending in the newspaper

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roxanne597 0

I can't believe no one has called. bullshit. seriously?

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UnanomousGurl 0

Diz iz probably the future lonely me except without a husband just all alone FML

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