Love: Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the...

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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By grubbieduc - 06/10/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

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By newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

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Hello?

By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Gina Marie Lombardi - 31/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML

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By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30

Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML

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By lonely loser - 22/08/2014 18:04 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

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Forever alone man

By Boyufd - 02/01/2021 08:00

Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML

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Talk to me

By JoseIsAdork - 11/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Somers

Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

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By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

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howslife123 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:12

that's odd because every Friday night I call this desperate housewife and yesterday she ranted for two hours about how her husband still wears adult diapers

SeaChicken 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:05

Thats ehh pretty disturbing?

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valero1984 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:40

Hit me up send me your number

lovesxbox 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 4:17

win!

emsiti 6

Sunday 20 February 2011 5:32

he calls ever friday lol you have a stalker my friend

vbmg152 18

Sunday 20 February 2011 5:36

Don't be surprised when this guy rapes & or kills you! Do not talk to stalkers!!

ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 7:12

Call the ******* police before it's too late .

sexy_lola21 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 10:28

If i were you i would have called the cops long ago if some creeper was calling my house making disturbing sounds every week like clockwork. Just sayin. Next he'll be climin in ur windows or some shit

LilEinstein 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:03

if you have a husband, why are you on the phone for 2 hours with another dude? Where's your husband through all this? MAYBE HE IS YOUR HUSBAND!!! :O. horror movie shit right there!!