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By nk - 03/11/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

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By JoseIsAdork - 11/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Somers

Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

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By Bruce - 17/08/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, while laying in bed trying to go to sleep, I listened to the chirping crickets and appreciated how soothing the sounds were. Then I realized I lived on the 8th floor of an apartment building. Turns out my brother's science project got into my room and multiplied... a lot. FML

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Wednesday 3 November 2010 12:06

aww it's ok. you're just lonely.

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Wednesday 3 November 2010 12:12

awesome!! are you gonna find a giant peach now? haha

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Rose412100 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 2:10

Create a Facebook profile for the lil cricket. Friend random people and talk in cricket. You ought to make new friends that way :D

ncvolley123 8

Thursday 4 November 2010 2:42

I'll be your friend

Newenglandneisha 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:56

You know have to actually approach ppl

kimmykimkim 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:59

that sounds like me :) lol the best thing is, the cricket will be a great listener :)

kamanacross 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:13

lol i would sooo do the same thing XD....what is the crickets name?

gmc_blossom 21

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:22

Aww! How cute! :) Even crickets need friends every now and again!

Mochi95 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:42

Aw. Lol. That's actually kind of cute.

VanaMarie 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:05

poor little cricket! set him free. haha.

Eighty8KeysLouie 8

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:47

thats actually cute

sappel 4

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:49

I would feed it to my tarantula :)

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