By clayton - 28/07/2012 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I was speaking to my mother on the phone, when she mentioned that my dad had surprised her last week with a pearl necklace. Before I could quite grasp what was going on, I'd popped a boner and visualised the scene. What the hell is wrong with me? FML
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greenie213 23

Teenage hormones man. The weirdest shit will set you off.

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dpfox 2

What the **** that's ******* disgusting.

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elletex 8

Come on, is it really that difficult to spell out "that's"?

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wubbazugg 5

Holy shit dude. Just no.

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AznSamoan52 10

Your hormones are messing with you, that's what's wrong with you. Don't worry, it's part of life. You'll sometimes pop an unexpected boner, no biggie. Just don't think about it too much.

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Dallasluver19 14

Maybe he was so lonely... The sound of a women's voice turned him on.

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Unbweavable 17

I'm not sure how your mom plus cum shot equals hot

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Usually, the last thing people would ever want to visualize is their parents engaged in sexual activity.

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DerrickJames 33

Sigmund Frued says all children go through these incestuous thoughts while growing up. Some people hit the stage later than others.

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Shrike 23

Nah. Freud's theories are long discredited. When students read his his stuff in university, it's just as a kind of primer for real psychology. So if you had lots of incestuous thoughts as a kid, well, that's disturbing.

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SeleneB 1

At least it was over the phone and not in person, that would've been even more awkward.

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