By clayton - 28/07/2012 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I was speaking to my mother on the phone, when she mentioned that my dad had surprised her last week with a pearl necklace. Before I could quite grasp what was going on, I'd popped a boner and visualised the scene. What the hell is wrong with me? FML
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greenie213 23

Teenage hormones man. The weirdest shit will set you off.

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mduffy08 8

103 - Well... That's what the guy LITERALLY typed.

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Shadow_Blues 10

It took reading a few comments to understand the innuendo behind the words "pearl necklace." Dear god, why? xD

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chisty87 16

Dude that's sick, you need to get laid a.s.a.p

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girlie_201597 4

Type it into urban dictionary then maybe you guys will understand why it happened .

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dead_insects 18

I think it was the sexual innuendo that turned you on, nothing more...

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Fmlsea 28

thinking about sex is normal , but you know you have to do something about it when it gets to the point where hearing a innocent story about your parents leaves you visualizing or turned on . Hopefully in your case Op its just sexual frustration ,perhaps a gf or something might help.

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nahbean13 3

Right. Because these days, you get a girlfriend just to relieve sexual frustration... Not to have a relationship or anything like that.

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mikeofthunder 13

You must be like 15, when you're naturally horny. A natural human response to pearl necklaces. Just try to dismay your mind from images of your mother though, Anne Hathaway can help you with that dude

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