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By clayton - 28/07/2012 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was speaking to my mother on the phone, when she mentioned that my dad had surprised her last week with a pearl necklace. Before I could quite grasp what was going on, I'd popped a boner and visualised the scene. What the hell is wrong with me? FML

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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By Bad dad - 14/08/2022 22:00

Today, at my mom's house, my daughter came running up to me with some sort of love heart hair band, demanding to wear it straight away. After a solid 30 seconds trying to figure out how the band fit around a child's head it started vibrating. It was my mom's sex toy from her bedside drawer. FML

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By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML

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Saturday 28 July 2012 5:09

Teenage hormones man. The weirdest shit will set you off.

hunterfisher98 8

Saturday 28 July 2012 5:07

Find yourself a girl bro.

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mikepattonfan 0

Saturday 28 July 2012 14:56

You sir, are a sick ****

porkpiehat 8

Saturday 28 July 2012 15:20

Every guy here has gotten a boner over something equally strange, if they say otherwise they're lying.

mhud4911 0

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:00

so you got hard while talking to your mom about your dad? okayy then....

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:09

sure hope you never work at a jewelry store...

Dahgman 4

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:19

Tasmanian?

hollywoodt1ts 15

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:30

kind of sad that you are turned on by such a thought. find a girl dude. but YDI

akiahara 14

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:36

you like bukkake, don't you? you may be in need of a friend...

fishboy123 7

Saturday 28 July 2012 17:31

for you people that don't get it. A pearl necklace is when a guy cums around a girls neck. I'm pretty sure that's what he was thinking that made him pop a chubby.