By clayton - 28/07/2012 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I was speaking to my mother on the phone, when she mentioned that my dad had surprised her last week with a pearl necklace. Before I could quite grasp what was going on, I'd popped a boner and visualised the scene. What the hell is wrong with me? FML
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greenie213 23

Teenage hormones man. The weirdest shit will set you off.

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porkpiehat 8

Every guy here has gotten a boner over something equally strange, if they say otherwise they're lying.

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mhud4911 0

so you got hard while talking to your mom about your dad? okayy then....

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worldclassrager 39

sure hope you never work at a jewelry store...

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hollywoodt1ts 15

kind of sad that you are turned on by such a thought. find a girl dude. but YDI

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akiahara 14

you like bukkake, don't you? you may be in need of a friend...

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fishboy123 7

for you people that don't get it. A pearl necklace is when a guy cums around a girls neck. I'm pretty sure that's what he was thinking that made him pop a chubby.

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bellamicue 5

what's wrong with him is that he's a suck disturbed individual

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