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By clayton - 28/07/2012 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I was speaking to my mother on the phone, when she mentioned that my dad had surprised her last week with a pearl necklace. Before I could quite grasp what was going on, I'd popped a boner and visualised the scene. What the hell is wrong with me? FML
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greenie213 23

Teenage hormones man. The weirdest shit will set you off.

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Kiki242 19

I think it's about time for someone to see a psychologist.

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Kiki242 19

I think it's about time for someone to see a psychologist.

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ebonydusty 4

Get laid with whatever. Lay off the lotion bud!

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Ummm yeah..... Maybe crank one off or get laid. It sounds like you let the tension build up too much!!

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omgthatsosuppera 4

Am I the only one who laughed while reading this FML? Nothing is wrong with you OP. It's the teenage hormones that like to mess with us.

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jgriff79 23

You might want to um...have sexual relations with your mom?

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

Why should he?

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Calyx_fml 21

That's pretty sick dude. Then again I gave your mom a pearl necklace last week. She loved it.

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