By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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lilikawaii 6

I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(

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ClassyCommando 13

We men, on the other hand, must live in constant fear of the metal-toothed beast known as the Zipper. It has been known to cleave a gentleman's wedding tackle in twain!

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DusktheKat 12

My boobs (as an adult) are only AA so i can go boobfree sometimes withoyt anyone noticing!!! :-D

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Guru_Gal 12

It happens to everyone with an under-wire bra eventually. Get over it. :P (The last bit is meant to sound playful, not mean.)

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lil_ham1644 29

This is your "fml"? Oh no! There's a tiny metal wire poking my boob. I'm going to put it online so that way there will be an entire page of people talking about my boob and I can feel special.

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JHarris2011 25

Same thing!!!!! I hate it when that happens and it always happens everywhere but home

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