By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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lilikawaii 6

I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(

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ClassyCommando 13

We men, on the other hand, must live in constant fear of the metal-toothed beast known as the Zipper. It has been known to cleave a gentleman's wedding tackle in twain!

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l23VIVE 17

I don't think any guys would have a problem with you NOT wearing a bra...

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selenalover 0

I was going to a party once and I was wearing a strapless bra (I only had one) and the same thing happened to me!!

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healthy41so_sick 5

Why can't you free boob? Bras were devised to make you look younger so you would appeal to men. If you still care to "catch a man" wear them. If you wish to be independent, don't. The alternative is to wear bras that we of the ample persuasion must wear. They have no metal in them. Underwire pierces through on me in about 45 minutes. Pennyrich makes exceedingly well structured bras although I haven't looked for them since I went off their scale and started making my own. Another possibility is that you are wearing the wrong size bra. Go to a specialized store and have it professionally done. It'll make all the difference. Underwire or not, most women think they know how to size themselves. They don't. A bra is the most complex garment made for the human body and it requires as much care in fit as an expensive tux or a wedding dress. My size: 42JJ

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TheMystery13 13

Want me to kiss it and make it better?

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BroadwayGirl16 6

That happens to me constantly! >:( I feel your pain, op. :/

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beansprout1114 3

The reason bras do that is because the wire actually burns a whole in the bra when they are put in the dryer. Try hanging your bra up to dry instead of the dryer :)

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whome11 1

@ 179--I never place my bras in the dryer and this happens to me all the time too. It is in the way bras are made....And the style has a lot to do with it too.

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Lizzypumba 7

Ouch! I've had the same problem :/ time for a new one, I guess

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