By Rachal - 30/01/2012 01:27 - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
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LaColombianita 26

I didn't know a fart could cause that much damage...

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WardenWolf 26

"Because I ate beans, because I ate beans, because I ate be-eans!"

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tbrockmilly 0

...Are you sure you experienced, a fart?

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animelover997 0

Thats a crucial fukin fart bro

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Eiregal2 10

I just have to say, it's been a very long time since an FML has made me cry with laughter! Oh god, the image what you described is hilarious! Sorry, hope your head feels better soon! Xxxx

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maddy1028 0

I laughed so hard at this FML that I farted!!!

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monamonkey 4

Best FML ever!!!!

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DESIREERULEZ 0

omg wow really yeahh how does a fart cause all that damage !?!!

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raspberryboo 10

roflmao wooooooow

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Bluemonster3 26

Your farts could be used as a weapon o_o

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