By Rachal - 30/01/2012 01:27 - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
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LaColombianita 26

I didn't know a fart could cause that much damage...

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Sooner5oh 3

You should see what Will The Farter (on Jackass) can do... Haha

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PenguinSwag47 0

Bahaha that's great.

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OfficeNinja 5

What the hell did you eat to produce a fart that felt like something stabbed you? I eat some spicy shit and that never happened to me.

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IndianGiver 8

Now youre gunna have bad luck for quite a few years now all thanks to your fart.

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TPSerigne 9

This is one of the worst FML's I have read in a long time.

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Xcherrypie 16

I'm not sure your fart came out the right way?

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logiee_bearr 6

Getting new glasses, what a pain in the ass

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AlfishKK 7

What kind of pathetic glasses break from being dropped a few feet?

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DJP0N3 0

That's what I thought glasses only break if you purposely throw them on the ground unless OP meant that the lenses fell out (happened to me once when my glasses fell)which should not be a problem.

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