By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
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koopameat 0

Ugh.. why can't people just be honest with one another..

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easwhitey 0

i guess shes saving the "i have to wash my hair" for next time.

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titenite88 0

You.....deserve a sammich, superman.

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DeaDGoD14 0

Some chicks /can/ do math, we call them "witches"

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kaelygirl28 0

"Hey, sorry.. I can't make our date tonight because I have to wash my arms..."

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wombledn 0

omg. while I disagree and say that girls can do math ( as in they can add sperm + her egg. = a high child support note and a nice car ) women are great at figuring which variable they need to be to ruin a guts life while simultaneously ruining their life. but I still love women.

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SuitsAreCool 0

You should've said "Yeah, you did and I'm glad you realized it yourself, I didn't want to be a jerk and point it out."

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mpclaw 3

you are a lucky man. you don't need this women. move on. she did you a huge favor.

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B1ACKR3IGN 3

too bad I prefer fat chicks. more cushion for the pushin

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bswole 1

hey nothin wrong with that its always my reason too at least you found a smart girl

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KingOfTheBrocean 2

When a girls declines a date you should always use the Brad Pitt rule. If she gives you a typical excuse like, "sorry, I can't go because I have to work out", ask yourself "if brad pitt were to ask this girl on a date, would she give him the same excuse". If the answer is "no", move on, she just isn't into you. Same the money you were going to waste on her, get wasted and try to bring home a slampiece from the bar

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alexFYL 11

I don't really think that rule is good to go by. If Brad Pitt asked me out on a date, I'd call off work to meet him. For a regular guy? No, he'd have to wait until I got off work.

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