By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
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koopameat 0

Ugh.. why can't people just be honest with one another..

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easwhitey 0

i guess shes saving the "i have to wash my hair" for next time.

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dodzin 9

dump her before she dumps you

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DocBastard 38

Or go buy a 400 lb old English prostitute.

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lemonlift 6

the sad part is that she is a girl. you should text her and say something like "well I could bench lift you!"

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perdix 29

She just wants to improve herself so she can get asked out by someone better than you.

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thelastavailable 13

Harsh times.. but at least it's better than saying she had to wash her hair.

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Quthick 0

If she was going to date you, she definetly dosent need to work out. So....... I dunno.

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kacielikewhoa 0

Do you want to go on a date with an obese woman?? Exactly.

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ReginalUT 0

You should've told her that you could've given her a better work out! Works everytime lol.

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