Transportation: Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was...

By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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By lohandork - 22/05/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Roehampton

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

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What am I doing?

By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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By Jennyfromdablock - 31/12/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML

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anniemeece 23

Friday 9 October 2009 16:10

Why the hell would you be "examining and admiring it"? That's just disgusting!

citybeats 0

Friday 9 October 2009 16:54

Being in your car alone =/= invisibility.

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kelpie_fml 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 5:06

LOL FYL if he knows YOU. Just too bad you dont have your windows tinted, lol.

marquisrs 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 18:39

YDI for being a disgusting **** muffin

lyfesukz 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 18:58

YDI for ADMIRING your booger! "today, i admired my booger. FML."

cave_man_ 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 10:14

that is really funny I have to admit Ive done that and then just stared at my booger as if I had never seen one before, but not in traffic LMAO!

drainyou123 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:55

WHAT THE ****???

UnearthlyEnemy 9

Monday 1 February 2010 19:03

OH MY GOD!!!

Itselah 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:20

Fake. A riff on a Seinfeld Episode.

Jellytastic 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 1:33

first of all, why did you pick your nose in public? especially where everyone can see you

JoeTheBow 8

Friday 15 April 2011 1:56

You were admiring it. Lmao

JordynBMTH 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 11:34

you're ******* disgusting.

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Same thing different taste

Too stupid

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