Transportation: Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was...

By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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By lohandork - 22/05/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Roehampton

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

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What am I doing?

By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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By Jennyfromdablock - 31/12/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML

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Friday 9 October 2009 16:10

Why the hell would you be "examining and admiring it"? That's just disgusting!

citybeats 0

Friday 9 October 2009 16:54

Being in your car alone =/= invisibility.

Comments

FarSide 22

Friday 9 October 2009 20:57

I bet your favorite toy as a kid was PlayDoh, am I right? You could have stuck it into your PlayDoh Fun Factory and turned your booger into different shapes. Some artists work in oils, some in stone, some in hair... your medium happens to be boogers. Here's hoping you get a sinus infection and create a masterpiece.

FarSide 22

Friday 9 October 2009 20:58

Jimboom 11

Friday 9 October 2009 21:01

So go on. Did you try a little bite? I mean your embarrassment was so absolute that you shouldn't have cared at that point. I bet you did. You dirty bugger. I bet you even tried not to and just put your hand out of view of your boss and then slowly but surely it crept back up to your mouth as he wasn't looking. The slight crust formed on it only making the gooey centre all the sweeter(or salty.. I always find mine are a bit salty). I bet you did. Ohh sir. Suits you! Oh yea. And YDI. Any snot picker worth his salt(or snot in this case since it's kinda the same taste), knows to ALWAYS check left, check right, then check left again before you really start mining the motherload!! ;)

iFruit 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:01

Lmao n3rdzgotskillz! Pick, lick, roll and flick. That was funnier then the fml :D

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Friday 9 October 2009 21:43

Lmao, thank you! ^_^

yhw718 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:09

Admiring It?

realggirl 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:12

This is fake, it was copied from Seinfeld.

FarSide 22

Friday 9 October 2009 21:13

Here's hoping you never discover what is up that hole in your butt, OP. Can I get a witness people?!?

MiniatureMayhem 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:58

Boogers are good for you. They strengthen your immune system or something.

Ohnothingreally 0

Friday 9 October 2009 22:10

Favorite'd for the awesome image I got it my head. Before I get any stupid comments, no, not the booger. I did not picture that and I choose not to. But the way I pictured the owner's face was hilarious. Oh, and you might want to get your windows tinted.