Health: Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to...

By DeepTaccer - 30/10/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML

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By bitter cherry - 29/09/2010 21:29 - United States

Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML

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By tictacnose - 08/01/2012 00:33 - Canada

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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But… why?

By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By asthmattack - 25/01/2013 06:30 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML

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Seduction technique

By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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Sticky situation

By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 12:28 - Canada - Holyrood

Today, all was going fine until I had a tickle in my throat, which turned into a coughing fit. Only to cough for the last time and shart my pants. FML

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By Snuffles - 24/04/2019 18:00

Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML

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By zombielover1 - 13/07/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

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SooShee 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:16

Cool party trick!!

purplecowchik 5

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:20

I'm jealous.. I wish I could be cool enough to do that!!

Comments

crauen 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:30

that's funny as hell!

mahimalil 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:31

that's gross let's hope u didn't eat it if u did ur stupid

CitizenSnipz 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:26

that's stupid I hope u don't post ever again if u do ur stoopid.

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:33

I hope it wasn't peppermint. Peppermint burns.

Charlotteeexx 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:34

THAT IS SO COOL.

lovin_darkness 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:34

That's AWSOME, though i guess the gagging and choking part would suck

xxgallardolp560 5

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:07

has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Rory from Gilmore Girls?

yuggi1 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:18

O.0 Huh? I JUst realized that you were replying to some other girl in the app version of this FML... with the same # as me (WTF?).

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:37

People always suck on mints to freshen their breath but you being up a good idea. Maybe we should be giving the mint a good pass through the sinuses too and make sure there's no foul oder coming from there as well.

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:00

bring*

CitizenSnipz 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:28

^ DIS.

Niaa_fml 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:35

Odor*

JamesTheGiraffe 5

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:40

today I was laying down when my blanket flew off of my body. I found it...in my closet. FML

yuggi1 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:43

How does did relate? 0.o Oh and the creepy, old neighbor from across the street pulled your blanket with a thin wire sticking from your window. Where he likes to ogle young ladies. xD lol jk

newzealand 28

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:47

#22 what are you doing? and blatantly fake

Scoty12C 6

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:04

loser

Neex_fml 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 13:57

at least someone here sees that this FML is totally fake!to get from your trachea (your wind pipe) it would have gone up through your pharynx (the part where your two pipes separate) then it would be in your throat at the back of your mouth. if it somehow went up in your nasal cavity I don't think you would feel it and you'd have to sneeze it out like a booger.