Health: Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to...

By DeepTaccer - 30/10/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML

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By bitter cherry - 29/09/2010 21:29 - United States

Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML

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By tictacnose - 08/01/2012 00:33 - Canada

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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But… why?

By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By asthmattack - 25/01/2013 06:30 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML

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Seduction technique

By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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Sticky situation

By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 12:28 - Canada - Holyrood

Today, all was going fine until I had a tickle in my throat, which turned into a coughing fit. Only to cough for the last time and shart my pants. FML

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By Snuffles - 24/04/2019 18:00

Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML

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By zombielover1 - 13/07/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

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SooShee 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:16

Cool party trick!!

purplecowchik 5

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:20

I'm jealous.. I wish I could be cool enough to do that!!

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arakay 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:35

Auughh!!

rety1 13

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:41

god I hope it was one of the orange ones so it wasn't too bad..

yuggi1 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:45

Maybe it was red? .... white in the bigging but full with yucky blood.

superswagbro 7

Sunday 10 June 2012 5:19

^^Please shut the **** up.

SleepingSkulls 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:58

I personally think that the OP is a ******* moron for sucking on a Tic Tac.

KikiThePug 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:17

If you were sucking on it with your nose why were you coughing and gagging? This surprises me. :/

tottiie 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:25

Dude that's actually cool.

adorkable_spazz 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:29

haha i wish i coulda seen thatq

Daddymo 14

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:36

That's an MLIA, not an FML. Sort it out.

yuggi1 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:41

O.0 wow. I never even knew that was possible!

solefamous 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:52

lol, think on the positive side... atleast you got it back =]

Efilyn 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 8:02

So...that sounds exihilirating. Good luck.

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Same thing different taste

But… why?

Seduction technique

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