By rainbows? more like shitstorms - 17/08/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, I was suntanning outside, when I had a bout of nausea. I rushed to the toilet, hoping at all costs to just dry-heave it away. When I lifted the lid, I was faced with two of the most rancid floaters I've ever seen, courtesy of my live-in gran. Well, my stomach's empty now. FML
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SarcasticUnicorn 9

I hate it when people don't flush. Age shouldn't matter because we were all supposed to be taught since a very young age.

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CastielJ 6

lol I thought of Skittles when I read your name..

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emeraldisle 30

As much as I hate throwing up, I always feel so much better afterwards. But in your case I'd probably make an exception.

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ImmaB3AST 7

I'm betting those floaters helped you relieve your vomit. If I was you, I'd be thanking them.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Unless there was splash-back from the contents of the bowl, then F-OP's L indeed!

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jenniiienyc 5

Nothing worse than old stinky turds:( That's sick, but old people forget A LOT. Sorry, OP. I really am.

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ImmaB3AST 7

* cuts off throat with a piece of paper.*

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ImmaB3AST 7

******* double posts. I guess this is what happens when you reply to a shitty pun. FML ***** you over.

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Psych101 9

You must be the first person ever to use that pun on FML. Congrats.

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krylonpony 3

Hey it could be worst. At least it isn't some arm asking for toilet paper like in Majora's mask then a dead kid named: BEN that haunts the game specifically saying "you shouldn't have done that" and then haunts your electronics until it drives you to play more haunted Majora's mask.

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MissMae93 23

Uhm, 28, what the hell are you talking about?

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challan 19

I always choose the sink... my head near a stinky toilet makes me heave! sorry op!

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Braxton_84 3

But sometimes that helps haha.

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mhopper 13

Isn't that the point? For me, just the thought of throwing up makes me throw up ::vomits::

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ruabadfishtoo 0

well you'd clearly use a clean toilet and expect it to have been flushed by the last person who used it. Using a sink is worse in my opinion.

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challan 19

I meant if I was just feeling sick like op was... even a clean toilet has a scent that makes me gag. probably psychological, I'm sure. I don't want my mouth near someones poop.

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KingCeltic77 18

You might wanna get a plumber...

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DustyLyn1 9

Why didn't your Dry-Heave/ Vomit outside? You were already there D: Better than the shat you found O_o Bushes= Automatic new air for you!(:

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dmmcintyre3 8

I agree, why risk vomiting on the floor before making it to the toilet when you are already outside?

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Enslaved 36

Garbage disposal FTW! Throwing up is gross but it's worst when your face is where asses have been.

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efrainelboricua 12

What if there was dishes? Unless you wasn't referring to the disposal in the sink

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Enslaved 36

I'm a clean freak so. . . dishes wouldn't be over stacked in my sink anyway. My toilets are also clean at all times. However, that upward splash that happens when one throws up? Blah! Personally, I'd rather do it on top of dishes and deal with the easy clean up afterwards.:P

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