Love: Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission...

By imafrickenidiot - 08/03/2010 08:33 - France

Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together for almost a year, but have not been on a real date because I am too damn scared of her family. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 03:44 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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By Tonguetied0496 - 10/12/2012 07:21 - United States - Claremont

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, our daughter has actually been dating a decent guy, compared to the usual losers, and was going to meet his parents. My wife put her foot in it by repeating over and over again how important meeting the parents is. She psyched her out so bad, she cancelled meeting his parents and dumped him. FML

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By K-9cop - 09/09/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I hadn't popped the question to her yet. For the last six months, I have been respectfully trying to convince her over protective father to give me his blessing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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Funny story…

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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Will you…

By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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RedTriceratops 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

Wuss. Man up.

fisheatsbear 6

Monday 8 March 2010 16:14

you have to ask their parents to date someone?

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ironfistedruler 0

Monday 8 March 2010 21:50

I skipped the permission part and just said this is how it is kthx bai lol

zaharaMeeka 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:00

I know the feeling. EXCEPT I'M A GIRL. wuss. man up.

jessica3151 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:19

man up pussy

BtcKashew 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:21

So wait. Are you the girl, or is she?

GanjAxZermA 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:25

man Up ! if you really like the chick then ask!!

imasokool 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:29

GROW SOME BALLS

prettypink786 7

Monday 8 March 2010 23:20

dumb ass...man up seriously n groe some ballss ...pussy

onnielief 4

Monday 8 March 2010 23:21

Wow, you need you balls reattached! This is just too pathetic! That or you shouldn't date untill your out of gradeschool!

gagtjs 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:21

just ask besides do YOU want to ask? or does her family or your girlfriend want you to ask?

prettypink786 7

Monday 8 March 2010 23:22

opps i meant grow*

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Well that experiment was a bust.

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Today, I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with my name on it as my iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better, the parents yelled at me for accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML

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Today, whenever I call my father on the phone he never answers, but if I ever ignore his calls he wishes me dead. FML

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Malfunction - the system is down!

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Today, I received an e-mail telling me the job offer I got last week was rescinded. Apparently, the memes I share on my Instagram page are "tasteless" and don’t fit the company’s values. I forgot my profile is public. FML

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