By mdp624 - 16/08/2012 12:10 - United States - Brookhaven

Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 739
You deserved it 1 568
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

jackassiddy 8

I guess next he will say that you drove the side of your car into the front of his..

151 4
TBelle4Ever 15

Ah, the stupidity of some people. Sorry for what happened OP.

116 3

Comments

thescootles 6

Ah that sucks. don't worry, hire a good lawyer and you'll be fine

4 10
DocBastard 38

I'm assuming "T-boned" is some euphemism for oral sex while driving. Not a smart move, OP. Fun, but not smart.

36 9
InfinityMinus1 5

"T-boned" means to get hit directly in the side of your car (because it makes a "T" shape). And no, it's not fun.

9 35
Blackmail111 9

Not sure if sarcastic joke, or you actually don't know what T-Bone means.

8 33
Blackmail111 9

Ignore this. Double post.

1 2
olpally 32

Doc is always making puns or sarcastically saying things... This is clearly sarcastic and a very brilliant joke!! Lol..

19 12
coried91 28

I'm pretty sure he knows what t-boned means. It's called a joke people. Edit: 28 beat me to it.

12 4
ebonyirony 29

28- it wasn't brilliant. It was just a joke.

17 8
ManInTheMachine 19

It's depressing how many heads this flew over.

22 2
DocBastard 38

Blackmail111 - You say in your profile that you're very sarcastic, so I'm disappointed that you didn't pick up mine. PS You misspelled my name in your profile too. :)

19 4
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Not only is he supposed to be sarcastic, he claims to live in Sarcasm Land, Mars...

4 2
krewer21 1

Doc, T boned is when someone hits your vehicle dead center, usually because they plowed through a light! The resultant accident, from above resembles a T-bone steak.

0 3
TheMaster15 10

^thanks, we honestly didn't know that. I'm glad you're here!

1 0
DeadxManxWalking 27

So you had the right of way. He should have waited.

0 0
Sammislife 5

Wow the jerks we have to live with now. It's crazy, sorry for the misfortune.

0 0
DracoSpirita 21

What a jerk. Maybe he should retake driver's Ed.

1 0
ElatedEarthling 15

Didn't anybody ever tell you to look both ways before crossing the street? :p

3 3
DracoSpirita 21

OP wasn't crossing the street. He was driving.

2 2
ElatedEarthling 15

Yes, I know. I guess you don't appreciate jokes then? :)

1 0
ElatedEarthling 15

Also, last I checked, it's possible to cross the street in a car.

3 0
ebonyirony 29

He was right. You didn't use your turn signal. You're a scoundrel.

9 0