By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML
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rg350dx 29

I'm imagining OP's iPod is playing, "You've been hit by, you've been struck by-" Thief unplugs the iPod, snatches it and sings "A smooth criminal." The thief then proceeds to moonwalk off the bus with the rest of the occupants performing choreographed dance.

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perdix 29

And this is why we never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make a CRIME VICTIM of U + ME SAD.

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VeganVampyre 26

Oh, Perdix, that's not how it goes! ASSUME doesn't even have enough letters for all that. That'd have to be something like... CRIVICUMESAD. You should never crivicumesad.

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YeahYeahYeahOK 6

If your earphones cost more than the iPod, you're good. If the iPod cost more.... Then it blows. If it had been me and I was even half aware on what was going on I would be in a lineup for who killed Mr. x. I would have ****** the perp up for that shit.

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DocBastard 38

Yes, I'm sure you're a total badass that has the capability of "******* up" a pickpocket. I'm absolutely positive you aren't exaggerating at all and wouldn't just look around bewildered like the rest of us would in this situation. I congratulate you on your bassassness.

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perdix 29

#21, is that "bass" like the fish that rhymes with "ass," or "bass" like low-frequency musical tones (recently featured in a Nicki Minaj hit) that is a homophone of "base?" Both would work in this context.

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DocBastard 38

Damn it. BastardCorrect© didn't fix that. I'll have to have a word with my dev team.

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Ki11erC 18

While I would check to see if it had died as I have thought about the OP's prob, I would still leave headphones in, stops the majority of people trying to strike up random conversations.

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hannahsnyder69 16

I'm shocked someone had the guts to try to pull that off

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VeganVampyre 26

Then you've got a lot to learn about this world...

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thatbaybay 8

Go to iCloud you might be able to track it

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thatnucca 36

Presumption is definitely the mother of all **** ups... iPods don't heat up that badly unless they're around or under a direct heat source... And when that happens, you check on your investment to make sure that's the actual cause of it going off as it displays that message on it...

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CharresBarkrey 15

It seems as though YOU'VE presumed that OP had even mentioned heat at all... Go back and read it again.

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VeganVampyre 26

28, are you sure you read the same FML as the rest of us? Because I don't really feel like you did for some reason...

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UnluckyGenius 21

Which is why you should stay aware of your surrounding when out in public.

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Jharrist89 12

Try to invest in some JayBirds. I own a pair. You'll be able to hide your device after that.

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Omniprism 14

Wait a second, why weren't you holding it or in your pocket?

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doodlecloud 26

I'll be honest, I frequently leave my iPod or phone on the seat next to me if it's free...I know it's not a brilliant idea...never had it taken before though!

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