Transportation: Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music....

By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

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By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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That one John Cage track

By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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By maggie2014 - 23/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML

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iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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By Sadandphoneless - 23/01/2019 18:00

Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised someone had stolen my new £700 phone while I was talking to the driver. FML

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CaptnNorway 10

Monday 27 May 2013 15:55

Impressive!

rg350dx 29

Monday 27 May 2013 16:09

I'm imagining OP's iPod is playing, "You've been hit by, you've been struck by-" Thief unplugs the iPod, snatches it and sings "A smooth criminal." The thief then proceeds to moonwalk off the bus with the rest of the occupants performing choreographed dance.

Comments

olpally 32

Monday 27 May 2013 17:27

Wow, ninjas do exist!! Omg, that's crazy shit!

saras_fml 3

Monday 27 May 2013 17:29

Debile tu blet

AGB10 19

Monday 27 May 2013 17:32

Guess it takes a stupid thief to find a stupid victim. Blind stealing the blind?!

pwnman 33

Monday 27 May 2013 18:12

OP, I deeply feel sorry for what has happened to you. However, this has taught us all a very valuable lesson.

Summoner_T3L 15

Monday 27 May 2013 18:26

Skyrim pickpocket level: 100. That sucks OP you ran into a master

Dcm210 19

Monday 27 May 2013 18:28

That's why you keep it in your pocket.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 27 May 2013 18:35

That's called a master pickpocket.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 27 May 2013 18:39

This is why I won't buy an iPod. If I'm going to spend that kind of money on a music player I want it to be heavy enough to make a noise if I drop it on a rug.

ShakeDisPlace 10

Monday 27 May 2013 18:47

wow "pick pocketers" still exist these days!

Mauskau 35

Monday 27 May 2013 18:53

I've managed to end up with iPhone 5 headphones before. I was running to catch my train for college and a load of school girls stood in the way on the stairs. I could hear the train was about to leave and pushed past them, carrying my hoodie over my arm. I had just managed to get on the train when the doors shut, and I realised I had someone's headphones stuck to my arm. IPods are pretty easy to unattach from headphones, and they are fairly small depending on which one you have. Hopefully it wasn't one of the more expensive ones, OP, and if it was, I hope you had insurance.