Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking...

By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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Same thing different taste

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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Freak out

By purplefuzz - 19/02/2016 23:34 - United States - Savannah

Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML

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You deserved it 2 594

Mind your own business

By Crazy Mom - 10/06/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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You deserved it 82 009

By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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You deserved it 75 830

TMI

By Anonymous - 21/05/2020 05:00

Today, I was trying to teach my Aunt and Gran to use Google drive to share and upload pictures, when I scrolled past an image of my… yep. I didn't have a mirror when the pic was taken and I was concerned about a sore. Now they just think I'm a whore. FML

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You deserved it 565

Cropped

By Photoshopped - 18/07/2016 04:34 - United States - Athens

Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML

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You deserved it 950

That one weird kid

By shellski - 21/01/2012 01:21 - United States

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

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You deserved it 2 348

flashback.miss 28

Wednesday 21 May 2014 1:35

your username, wtf? that aside, try returning the favour and frame her for something?

ZorroRooster 19

Wednesday 21 May 2014 1:36

OP believes her grandma is an old hag, and wishes death upon her. Pretty straightforward, really.

Comments

SimplyDope 3

Wednesday 21 May 2014 7:05

I would disown her lol jk

DanniNell 13

Wednesday 21 May 2014 7:55

My grandpa just recently told my grandma and everyone that I called him an asshole just to make him seem like I started the argument yesterday when he was the one telling me crap out of the blue. I had called him an asshole once and that was 2 years ago because he was being one to me. I'm glad my grandma told him off though. =)

xsydneyx123 28

Wednesday 21 May 2014 8:18

you sound like a 13 year old idiot..

syed121417 22

Saturday 24 May 2014 15:15

Says the girl who's profile picture is a selfie...

Adam5858 17

Wednesday 21 May 2014 9:01

Never know she could be jealous

Wakachulak 22

Wednesday 21 May 2014 9:25

You had my YDI at 'selfie'

snippit 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 10:33

Maybe you were sexting and they did see dirty pics and your just lying to us to make yourself feel better?? Might be jumping to conclusions but YDI just for your username thingo.