By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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swishaa218 5

My parents do that all the time... We have a clear glass door, too.

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Soloman212 28

I facepalmed so hard I got a nosebleed.

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reddudeover 2

Your mom is trolling you... with her ass.

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nicopasselebac2 0

Ask her to speak louder and make grunting noises pretending to **********. Ask her to not stop talking. Be just a tat aggressive when you ask her to keep talking... She should soon stop.

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kayeyem 9

As the mother of a toddler, I have to say: it's payback. Op probably never let her use the bathroom in peace as a kid...so what's a little potty talk now?

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photoquilty 6

I agree! My second took his first steps in the bathroom while I was on the toilet.

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KBear3109 29

I hear you! Once you have kids, bathroom privacy is right out the window. Well, all privacy I suppose...

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Il_Maestro 6

5- Let's try something new. Each time you read an FML, please refrain from posting a comment so as not to deduct IQ points from the FML community at large.

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Ckrius 7

FYL OP, I understand completely only difference between you and I is my girlfriends mom does that to me when I stay there! Its so awkward but she says as long as she doesn't see me naked its fine. Haha guess I should be flattered she says she only does that to her children.

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nicopasselebac2 0

********** in her face and tell her to be flattered because you only do that to the person you love the most: her daughter.

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xNephilim 18

That kind of depends on when the other one took the dump. For some reason that I can't explain scientifically, the smell tends to "go down the drain". So if your mom came in at the beginning of the shower and you kept showering for like ten minutes, you should be fine smell-wise.

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