Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk...

By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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By seaweedlady - 21/06/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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By ok cool - 13/10/2015 01:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 01/09/2020 00:30 - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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Privacy

By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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MrFuzzles 5

Friday 8 June 2012 16:56

Lock the door maybe?

swishaa218 5

Friday 8 June 2012 16:57

My parents do that all the time... We have a clear glass door, too.

Comments

Doogy700 5

Friday 8 June 2012 21:21

OP, what's your gender?

ImLala 4

Friday 8 June 2012 21:52

This happens to me all the time #MexicanProblems

BaconBoy75 2

Friday 8 June 2012 21:55

Single bathroom houses make it hard to live with others.

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 8 June 2012 22:01

Is locking the door an option?

hateevryone 14

Friday 8 June 2012 22:03

You should lock the door when you're taking a shower.

fenixtorador1 11

Friday 8 June 2012 22:03

You lose that sense of awkwardness once you're in the military, when you gotta go, you gotta go. You don't care who's around

chenny2013 10

Friday 8 June 2012 22:11

Get over it. My mom does that to me all the time. No biggy.

SoultheWolf 19

Friday 8 June 2012 22:27

If there is only one bathroom in the house there should be no reason why this is awkward. If someone has to go they ahve to go, I had to deal with this for the first 13 years of my life, before we moved into a house with two bathrooms. Grow up, someone isn't going to hold back a natural bodily function just to make something less awkward for you. Besides, you didn't have to respond to your mother while she was on the toilet, you could've just let her ramble and pretend not to hear it.