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By abc123 - 16/12/2013 16:44 - United States - Marysville

Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By Burny - 12/10/2017 16:00

Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Seeing is believing

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 10:46 - Sweden

Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML

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By woman - 17/11/2012 08:45 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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Language of love

By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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Queen_bee1234 21

Monday 16 December 2013 19:24

That's what you call blind love.

botanistjessica 24

Monday 16 December 2013 19:25

This sounds like a scene from a cheesy romantic comedy, haha.

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JMichael 25

Monday 16 December 2013 19:32

Ah morning shower fun :)

AnmolArora 15

Monday 16 December 2013 19:33

True! love is blind ...op

perdix 29

Monday 16 December 2013 19:35

You're supposed to be having sex in the shower. Cleaning is for when you're alone. You're supposed to be gettin' dirty!

BluKatz 11

Monday 16 December 2013 23:08

Who's to say this wasn't already the afterwards? Unless you happened to be watching...

mFUNdo21 17

Monday 16 December 2013 23:14

he's always watching...

Sports_guy3 28

Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:11

#49- Same with Doc...

buttcramp 21

Monday 16 December 2013 19:36

this sucks but it's also hilarious!

ballerboy20 8

Monday 16 December 2013 19:39

technically it blows

corporatescoundr 25

Monday 16 December 2013 19:43

Things like this are the reason I hate taking showers with someone else... There's a difference between having sex/a romantic moment in the shower to taking an actual shower with someone...

olpally 32

Monday 16 December 2013 20:05

That sounds like fun...

allie2590 31

Monday 16 December 2013 22:30

Probably not if the guy is the one doing the spitting!

DividableByZero 11

Monday 16 December 2013 20:14

But look at all the water you save!

raininginseattle 9

Monday 16 December 2013 20:19

Use your hands to feel around...

ffffffffck 13

Monday 16 December 2013 20:22

the image in my head just made my day, thank you op!

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Monday 16 December 2013 20:37

I totally agree, 20. When I'm romancing in the shower, it's obviously more about romance than getting cleaned up, but when I'm actually in there to get clean I prefer to do it alone. One reason is because showers are usually small, not all of course, but most are. It's a pain in the ass to move around one another. Every once in a while I enjoy sharing the shower with my girlfriend, but it's definitely not an every day ordeal.