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By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
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Tripartita 44

So the conspiracy theorists were right: cell phones CAN cause infertility! I'm sure THIS is exactly what they were talking about.

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robbiemad 7

Look at the bright side. You could have hit your balls and broke your phone. Also hurt ball don't cost as much as a new phone.

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vgardner 7

Your balls will heal a cracked phone won't.

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SilentThief 9

I've been there way too many times in my life.

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pjsr 32

Doesn't matter, had sex (well, probably as close as you're going to get to it this week)

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Was it worth it?

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Tarlachia 33

You should know, that's not how you do phone sex...

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bobslawnservice 16

At least it wasn't a Samsung Note 7 or your life would have turned into a Michael Bay movie.

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twankin 4

I'd gladly take a whack in the balls over damaged phone any day of the week

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bleu85 11

at least you saved the phone. call it a lucky day.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Cheaper than a broken phone.

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