Animals: Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes....

By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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Buggin' out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I reached into my wardrobe to get ready for the day, when something hairy tickled my hand. Imagine my shock seeing a fully-grown wolf spider staring me down from a coat hanger. I grabbed the can of bug spray and let him have it. Half the can later, I now need to re-wash my entire closet. Damn arachnophobia. FML

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By imfromtexas02 - 06/06/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By spiderwoman - 04/11/2012 17:12 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By Arachnaphobic - 22/11/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

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JakeDR 0

Monday 22 November 2010 9:04

Haha, your face must've been priceless. :P

IAreStarfeesh 0

Monday 22 November 2010 9:05

Did he make a web in your asscrack?

Comments

olarvman 5

Monday 22 November 2010 9:33

It seems you've made a new friend.

ICabooseI 0

Monday 22 November 2010 9:37

the itsy bitsy spider went down your happytrail!down came your pants and screamed the spider out!

evybeth 0

Monday 22 November 2010 9:44

glad ot disnt lay eggs ibside of u ha >.<

takeapieandrun 9

Monday 22 November 2010 10:25

Holy shit, that's some of the worst butchering of the English language that I've seen in a while.

theblackpoop 0

Monday 22 November 2010 10:39

shse azain lick my!!

MissLizWolf 8

Monday 22 November 2010 13:10

Hahahaa! Yes, nice English/:

starile 19

Monday 22 November 2010 15:05

Who cares, she's cute.

BigEV 0

Monday 22 November 2010 9:53

Not really an FML when nothing bad has happened to you. So what if it has just been there, it didn't cause you any harm.

littleDD 0

Monday 22 November 2010 9:56

spider man,cool

santosh 0

Monday 22 November 2010 10:00

another spiderman was nearly born who would throw the web through his genitals !!! LMFAO

Skroal_stomper 5

Monday 22 November 2010 14:56

I could picture him pulling out his dick and spraying web all over the place. He would leave web attached to swing from building to building by his junk.