Animals: Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes....

By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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Buggin' out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I reached into my wardrobe to get ready for the day, when something hairy tickled my hand. Imagine my shock seeing a fully-grown wolf spider staring me down from a coat hanger. I grabbed the can of bug spray and let him have it. Half the can later, I now need to re-wash my entire closet. Damn arachnophobia. FML

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By imfromtexas02 - 06/06/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By spiderwoman - 04/11/2012 17:12 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By Arachnaphobic - 22/11/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

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JakeDR 0

Monday 22 November 2010 9:04

Haha, your face must've been priceless. :P

IAreStarfeesh 0

Monday 22 November 2010 9:05

Did he make a web in your asscrack?

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rencegoh 0

Monday 22 November 2010 14:20

so did the spider make you come?

skrat 3

Monday 22 November 2010 14:28

you must be one dirty person!!!!

Xquisite1 28

Monday 22 November 2010 14:45

You obviously wear tighty-whiteys due to the fact that the spider was just sitting int he crotch of your underwear.

BRADLEYH 7

Monday 22 November 2010 14:54

hahaha small dick

jckbco 0

Monday 22 November 2010 15:12

the universe gives us what we need ... in this case it is teaching you that you don't need to be " deathly" afraid of things

JonaDona 2

Monday 22 November 2010 15:16

freaky like my lady pyramid!!

allyours 0

Monday 22 November 2010 15:25

that sucks man, that spider must be really attracted to you!

SoLiD_DeViL 0

Monday 22 November 2010 15:26

wtf. Dont you shower. Fresh clothes alone dont cut it

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 22 November 2010 15:41

And where does it imply OP hadn't showered?

stephaniegeezy 0

Monday 22 November 2010 15:40

It would be a lot worse if it was a chick..

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 22 November 2010 16:09

OP, are you the same guy whose sock the spider came out of after you masturbated into it? Sounds like the spider is back for round 2. This time, you've got to buy it some dinner.