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By ToiletTroubles - 03/07/2013 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking some clothes downstairs to wash, when my mum stopped me. She accused me of sleeping around and trying to hide something, since she did the washing yesterday. She made me admit in front of the whole family that I'd been "surprised" by a case of diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2018 13:30

Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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By peeshy - 16/05/2021 06:01

Today, I used the upstairs bathroom rather than the downstairs one, which was in close earshot of my parents. When I came out, my mom angrily asked why I used that bathroom. I explained to her that I have shy bladder, and she said, "That’s not a real thing. I can go even with someone watching." FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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Wizardo 33

Wednesday 3 July 2013 22:36

Paranoid parents are the worst, accusations of the most ridiculous things. Don't worry OP, you're not alone in this struggle of trust and faith :')

imtooshy 18

Wednesday 3 July 2013 22:39

Your moms a shit head for putting you on the spot like that.

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perdix 29

Wednesday 3 July 2013 22:56

So, she nailed you, and then had to admit that you're into rough anal. Sorry :(

Iamevil123 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:30

Nope, just diarrhoea.

gg27787 6

Thursday 4 July 2013 4:40

That was the joke.

livforever 13

Wednesday 3 July 2013 22:59

boo that sucks :(

reaxion 25

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:03

If you happen to shart, just rinse the offending articles before putting in the laundry :-)

onesarcasticdik 8

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:06

Man that's a shitty situation to be in.

Iamevil123 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:31

This joke has been done to death. RIP shitty situation jokes!

emmingle 24

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:13

Why not blame it on something else?

olpally 32

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:24

Parents are morons on here a lot. Wtf is wrong with her? :/ just fight back op. deny it and call her a crazy bitch.

graceinsheepwear 33

Thursday 4 July 2013 6:41

Yeah, 'cause calling your mom a crazy bitch when you live at home always works out well!

cottoncandymango 17

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:36

There are pros and cons of having overprotective parents... But in this case, this is definitely a con. :(

Jemm_fml 29

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:44

Surprise!

mmaflake 19

Thursday 4 July 2013 0:36

I may have over trusted that last fart. Gambled and lost!

accountnamevalid 3

Thursday 4 July 2013 0:08

I can't even imagine how "sleeping around" is the first conclusion she would jump to. It literally took me a few minutes to even figure out what she was accusing you of, and I'm not sure I'm right.

iluvpeanutbutter 22

Thursday 4 July 2013 0:41

I'm assuming the OP threw away her undies, and her mum apparently noticed there was a pair missing, and assumed her daughter was sleeping around and had left her underwear somewhere- that's the only explanation I can think of.

graceinsheepwear 33

Thursday 4 July 2013 0:42

well please speculate wildly and publicly...

Ti996r28 7

Thursday 4 July 2013 0:10

I wonder if you would of gotten in trouble if you left your soiled clothes there for your mother to do? At least you wouldn't of been accused of anything. FYL OP and next time let your mum do all your washing.