By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML
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arela 0

what the **** who says double D's for dunkin donuts you douche you deserve it

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may_cause_fail 0

Calling Dunkin' Donuts that is just like calling McDonald's "Mickey D's": only douchebags do it. YDI. :D

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Chooka 0

Douche bags... and total pimpstas'! haha just kiddin, yeah, "Double d's and Micky D's" are douchbag terms.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

And she said "Do you have a small pecker?" to find out if you have a pet bird.

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Gawky_fml 0

WOW.... Way to suck dude..... You fail at being a guy with a comment like that....

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lmaofml7 0

Hahahahah, wow. That was stupid of you.

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SysRq_ 0

If only you had said "nice ****" instead, you may even be ******* her right now.

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fleg 9

i have a feeling she picked up on exactly what you wanted her to pick up on. #31 wins

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