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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By Link - 11/03/2025 17:00 - United States - Pittsfield

Today, a friend was moving away, and they told me go grab their credit card. I did, and she bought me Dunkin' Donuts, then I tripped and dumped both our drinks. Into her face. I tried to say "Fuck!" and "I didn't mean to do that to you!" but ended up yelling "FUCK YOU!" in the middle of a parking lot. I never saw her again. FML

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By Chad - 27/04/2025 15:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I tried to flirt with the cute barista by pretending to know a lot about coffee. I said, “I’ll take a macchiato, extra creamy.” He smiled and said, “That’s… not a thing.” I panicked and said, “Neither is my love life.” FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2023 18:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I thought I was being smooth by using a pickup line on a cute barista. I confidently said, "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears." She replied, "Actually, I'm a barista, and everyone else is waiting for their coffee. Next!" FML

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By anonymous - 05/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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By Eh.. - 05/12/2018 04:00 - Israel

Today, I learned that just because the cute barista at the train station smiles, waves at me each time I arrive, and develops small talk, probably means she's trying to sell me pastries. The smile she had when I asked for her number, and the way she said, "Nah" still haunts me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I walked into a coffee shop where I always flirt with the cute barista who I think likes me, and confidently told her I'd have "the usual." She just stared at me blankly and said, "I have literally never seen you before in my life." FML

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By Melanie - 08/02/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I locked eyes with a cute barista and tried to flirt by giving a charming smile. I forgot I had just taken a sip of hot chocolate, so I ended up drooling a long stream of chocolate down my chin. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 2:52

haha mistaken sexual harrassment sucks

arela 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:55

what the **** who says double D's for dunkin donuts you douche you deserve it

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Demonchild 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:14

wow um # 91 i have a question for you... Do u have sex with your english teacher. U ******* dork i bet u gonna criticize me for putting a period instead question mark. Then u gona click report abuse then u gona ask your teacher how to moan gramatically.

nirvanafreak 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:16

Wow, now I imagined some creepy old guy with a sexual offender face coming upp to me and saying "Is that double d's you have there." And the the classic horror screeching noise starts playing, the lights dim except for his face and he starts laughing like a maniac. great image.

nirvanafreak 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:16

Demonchild 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:17

Yea i talkin to u 90

oneangredwarf 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:21

who calls dunkin donuts that? thats just stupid

Amkii 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:18

LOL! Love it. Next time, be more specific. ;)

lilaznkoolioz 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:18

Ouch. Nice try though.

shmaller 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:22

YDI, everyone knows what "Double Ds" means, and it sure ain't coffee.

philmaster41 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:31

thats one of those things u wish u take back. ouchh

Stay_beautiful 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:30

sure....you were talking about "the coffee" anyone could see that! You were just being friendly! Way to blow the shot you never had.. **clap...clap...clap**