By sweet_02 - 01/06/2009 17:47 - United States

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Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0

You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.

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genius_man16 0

What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely

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ilovefml_ra 0

http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=44542b5a

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teebonehead 0

Well do you give good head or not ?

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brkn_hearted 0

i agree with #8 on this one, if you're going to joke about something like that, expect that their response might be the same, only truthful... and http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=47bd20a0

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Eye_of_the_Storm 0

im single

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ohhhhshizzz 0

http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=44e148e8 whoa. that is screwed.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

#63, except it has nothing to do with insecurity and everything to do with what one considers a joke. Apparently your boyfriend doesn't care; most do, and any of those people with a spine aren't going to just shrug off an insult (not coming from a partner, at least; who cares what some random asswedge thinks.), they'll fire one back. I'm guessing your boyfriend doesn't do that, either.

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vag_fml 0

why do chicks say shit like this? its just fishing for compliments and its desperate and pitiful.

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How do you know he is serious? How does he know you are joking?

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callargh 0

Yet another post where all I can say is DTMFA. Do it.

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